I AM NOT, IN FACT, SKINNY

So, if you have not already clicked the little YouTube clip in the upper right-hand corner if this page, you should. It is funny. At one point, a stranger stops Tina Fey on the street and says "Are you a model? You're so skinny! You should eat something!"

THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME. For the record, the exact phrase was "Mary Kate Olsen thinks you need to eat a cheeseburger." And it was a co-worker, not stranger. And in his defence, I was wearing my grey flannel suit, which is rather flattering on me, if I do say so myself.

But still. Midwesterners: they are a large people.